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They saying being random is a sign of genius .... this is defineintly the exception It really IS a Small World after all... I'm surrounded by idiots... Preps are great... every freak should have one! Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. I don't discriminate. I hate everyone. It's funny till someone gets hurt; then it's hilarious! Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. The more people I meet the more I like my dog. Make a person happy. Go away. Evil is only live backwards Are you scared yet? I love/hate my computer Chaos, Panic, Disorder-my work here is done. Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer It's only funny till someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious! One by one the penguins steal my sanity... I hear voices and they don't like you You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME I'm smiling because you haven't found the bodies If you give me a dollar I'll shut up I'm not weird... it's the world around me It's my world...you all just live in it. I wanna be like Barbie, that b!tch has everything!!! Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the Doorbell and Run. Death hates that. Would like fries with that? I see stupid people and they’re everywhere. Beam me up, Scotty-there is no intelligent life down here Your mum pays me to be nice to you That's what YOU think! If I throw a stick will you leave? The potty raped me last night.... Don't hate me because I can kick your ass Girls hate me and rate me, simply cause they ain't me! Cheerleader on a Stick! Get your Cheerleader on a Stick here! Hit Britney Spears one more time...but this time use a baseball bat Your village called, they want their idiot back I can't miss you if you don't go away Rose are red Violets are blue God made me pretty, But what happened to you? I wasn't always a b!tch... people like you made me this way. Dopie Loves You. (Remember- exhale)Roses are red, Violets are blue. Here's a quarter, so go buy a clue. Your Face scares me..... Don't be stupid, you know you can't read. What part of NO don't you understand? Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies........... I'm the one who made it, you just followed me........... Hello, I hate you :) Stinky! Shall we have dinner tonight? Computers? Guys? What's the difference The voices in my head don't like you, and truthfully, i can't blame them........ Everyone thinks I'm psychotic; accept my friends deep inside the earth...... I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather........not the passengers in the back seat of his car You may think I'm just laughing to pretending to understand your joke; but really, your ignorance does amuse me. (Thinking) *smile and nod...smile and nod...just smile and keep nodding..........* Ive got pms and a gun...now what was that you were about to say? Just because I'm beautiful doesn't mean I can't still kick your butt! Its not easy being perfect...but someone has to do it :) Its not easy being a princess...but someone has to do it :) I like your boyfriend! I'm not anti-social... You just refuse to like me. Touch me.... I'm Blonde That's not cocaine sir that's just baking powder Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... hate me because your guy thinks so. I'd try to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my @$$. If you can't say something nice, say it louder. Shut up. Nobody cares about your pathetic little problems. Gone crazy / back soon. I didn't escape! They just gave me a day pass. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those? Evil is only good if you're blonde. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other... You're a loser, I'm a goddess. Any questions? I'm busy now, I'll ignore you later. Click your heels three times and go away. I'm only wearing black until they make something darker. I may be an antisocial freak, but that just makes you a judgmental b!tch. You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're ugly. Go ahead, ask me for directions.... I'll tell you where to go! I need to be redeemed to the one I’ve sinned against because he’s all I ever knew of love. Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with. If a guy is cute, sexy, and intelligent, he’s got to be gay Half the people here envy me … and the other half … who cares? When I first saw you I saw afraid to talk to you … when I first talked to you I was afraid to like you … When I first liked you I was afraid to love you … now that I love you I’m afraid to lose you I ran up the door, shut the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, turned off the bed and hopped into the light, all b/c u kissed me good night. Do u believe in luv at first site or should I walk by you again? Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made me pretty … what happened to you? If u need space, join NASA!! Girls are like phones … we love to be held and talked to, but press the rong button and you’re disconnected Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege If you want me to fall for you … you gotta give me something worth tripping over The closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own When all else fails look cute of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good ideas your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I’m so hyper money isn’t everything, but it’s rite up there with oxygen I don’t have an attitude problem, it’s supposed to be like this. save water, shower with friends why do we close our eyes when we dream, imagine, or kiss? B/c the best things in life are unseen no boy is worth your tears and the one that is won’t make you cry the more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs one day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn for directions I’m through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, and make you cry, lovin’ guys is such a sin … hey check that guy that just walked in east to the sea west to the lands death to the girl who touches my man guys are like pieces of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one guys suck … but they’re so damn cute boys are like tissues, soft, strong, and disposable im 32% hottie, 15% naughty, 28% fine, 23% that I bet you wanna be mine and 2% innocent. It all equals out to 100% of what your man wants Guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped I can only please one person per day, today is not your day, tommorow is not looking good either. Honk if you love Britney Spears....then drive your car into the nearest tree!! Guys are like slinkies... its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs! I make myself laugh I dont break for preps...I speed up I see stupid people {{and they are every where!}} Life is like a river... go with the flow till you hit a tree. I'd give you the finger but it's in my nose Everyones allowed to be stupid, but youre abusing the privilege I don't hear voices, I am the voices Take my advice... I dont want it anymore Correct me if I'm wrong, everyone else does You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing Who flug poo? I laugh in the face of danger....then i hide until it goes away. Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe. Now be off with you, before I drop a house on your head. Oops … did I crush your fragile little ego? Everyone thinks I'm nice except the ones I buried. How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? (Read this question again.) Your opinion of me is none of my business. If video games affected kids we would all be running around in dark rooms listening to repetitive computer music and swallowing magic pills... My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..... Don't hate me because i am beautiful hate me because i don't like you either A friend can kiss a friend goodbye a bee can kiss the morning sky a dog can kiss the bright green grass but you my friend can kiss my ass!!! If it weren't for boys I'd quit school I'm not a b!tch..I'm THE B!TCH. The horns are only there to hold up my halo..I swear. I lost my number..can I have yours? Friends don't let friends like n'sync!! Preps SUCK, the less of them I see, the more I pay attention in school. Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip! I live in my own little world... but it's ok, they know me here. The only way to get rid of temptation is to give into it. It's not pretty being easy I would put a dent in your face but I dont think it can be messed up more than it already is! Some day your prince will come... mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions You can't touch children, they're toxic!!!!!!!!!!!! You might think nobody cares about you, but that's not true. I'm not a nobody. Don't hate me because i'm beautiful....oh hate me because i'm beautiful Here's some advice...Don't breed Unconsious people Rock!!! While you sleep I destroy your world. I went from candy and toys to cell phones and boys Kill the preps! But Mommy Im scared of the Dark! Just remember-nobody's perfect. I'm nobody. I have the body of a god unfortunetly it was buddha Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at or you someone else to blame. Who wants to be on my team! Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Three dead mice, three dead mice, See how they rot, see how they rot. They scared the hell outta the farmer's wife, she cut off their heads with a carving knife, have you ever seen such delight in her life, as three dead mice, three dead mice. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. If your not crazy why are you wearing a white jacket with your arms tied around the back of your head?! Men are all the same......you see them.....they see you......and they think...wow nice ass! In your own little world you somehow think that your the best......but thats just in your world! i however.....am the best! Bugs in the bed! bugs in the bed! oh my god......THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME! My mommy says im not a freak. in that case, every one else is! But i dont wanna go to school today, mommy, i wanna stay home and bake cookies with you. It takes a second to like someone a minute to have a crush on them an hour to fall in love with them and a whole lifetime to get over them You're just jealous because the little voices don't like you! You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
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