I luv to tell all my friend's jokes, so one of my friends suggested a jokes page. Well you know me, I live to please, so here goes.
Jokes
Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker
10. Everyone who ticks him off gets a ,000 phone bill.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes-- three years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6. "Somehow" gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker...
1. You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance
to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer
with the thanks of the entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church
in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come
tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
