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Lies Parents Tell Their Children
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
I've had enough of your crap...I'm calling your REAL parents to come and take you back.
Just tell me the truth and you won't get in trouble.
If you sit that close to the TV you're going to go blind.
We took Fido to live on a farm in the country.
The stork brought you to us, honey.
When I was your age I walked 10 miles to school, up hill both ways, in the snow.
Remember son, girls like a gentleman.
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Barbecue
It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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